The World's No. 1 Storyteller
“Me gobbling up human beans! This I never! All the others is gobbling them up every night, but not me! I is a freaky Giant! I is the only nice and jumbly Giant in Giant Country! I is the BIG FRIENDLY GIANT! I is the BFG.”
If you get snatched from your bed in the middle of the night like Sophie did you must hope it’s the BFG. If it’s Childchewer, Bonecruncher or another hungry Giant it won’t be very pleasant.